10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom