10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.