10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Fold and live to fold again
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson