10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."