10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "No river, no fish."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.