10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."