10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT