10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it