10 Random Poker Quotes

I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
in the poker game of life women are the rake
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
if u play for the thrill u are ill
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)