10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.