10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.