10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.