10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]