10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it