10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP