10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Fold and live to fold again
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.