10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.