10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.