10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Welcome to kicker school
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fook the floosh droo!