10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon