10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."