10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim