10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.