10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Those eggs smell delicious!