10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.