10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"