10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom