10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.