10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.