10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier