10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson