10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson