10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.