10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier