10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- It's Free To Fold...
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright