10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.