10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow