10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.