10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.