10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)