10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.