10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.