10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is for loners.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.