10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright