10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim