10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson