10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "No river, no fish."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it