10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.