10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A