10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim